Where the Streets Have No Name

In case you were wondering, Bono was definitely singing about Japan. A newcomer, trying to find their way anywhere, is sure to hear something along these lines:
From the main gate head to the big red Universe grocery store, turn left after the second stop light, look for the sign with the grumpy man on it, make a right, drive half a mile to the Happy Drug, make a u-turn, look for the paper cup, stop, get out, spin around twice, dance a jig, click your heels three times and say, “There’s no place like the ramen house!” And BAM! You’re there – easy as pie.